Spam we never finished reading dept.

"If you are fed up of being 'ripped off' by the British government every time you buy your tobacco, then you should visit our website...."

I have to admit, it is pretty amazing how the British government manages to steal money from my pocket every time I go buy tobacco here in California. (Which I've never done, but if I did, I'm sure the British government would be right there.) Never underestimate the long arm of the law.

(Um, okay, so most spam I never even start reading. But some, like this, looks like it might be entertaining enough to glance at.)