It seems there are pirates everywhere you turn these days. If you want to know what kind of pirate you are, you've come to the right place. Where else will you find phrases like "the love that dare not hoist its sail" and "You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants"?
And remember, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is Sept. 19!
Arrgh! Man the pilasters! Roll out the cornices! We'll give those goirach bastards a taste of the quena, by God!
Where's me monkey?
Arrgh!
Who be the poxy poll-taking lubber that thinks there be naught betwixt the Cap’n and “Pirate 2nd Class” but his choice of pets? Be my hands on the bastard but once and I’ll gut him like a clam and feed his tripes to the gulls!
Well, I'm a Cap'n. Should I be glad?
Great timing! The Husband and I were at the Wooden Boat Show in Port Townsend, WA today and boarded the Lady Washington, better known as the HMS Interceptor from the Pirates movie! I be a buxom wench, says I. ;)