Neverary has published the results of their fake-anthology-guidelines contest.
Congratulations to Mikal Trimm for winning the contest!
I received several honorable mentions; follow the link to see them.
There's some good content in the rest of the magazine, too, including the nonfiction articles on writing.
Over at the Rumor Mill, ET notes that my guidelines for SlothFantastic! XVII are somewhat reminiscent of the guidelines for ET's planned-but-never-launched online magazine Starsheep: The Magazine of Speculative Sheep (possibly my favorite title for a magazine ever), which has the excellent slogan "We want ewe!"