It's now the day I was born. Yay! Also the day Jess was born and the day Dave was born and the day Theo was born. (Also the day Matt was born? But I'm not sure of that last.) Yay for all of them, too!
What is up with the way I said all that? Well, I want to talk like a page that says what Al said, but with not even one long word.
Also: Is what Al said true? Some say no! But many more say yes, so this is no big deal.
Okay, time for me to go to bed.