Overheard while standing in line for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, a bit of dialogue between a young woman and a young man:
Her: Women have all the power in Judaism. [She went on to note that Judaism is inherited through the mother, and something about women and divorces; I didn't have time to write it all down.]
Him: They can't study Kabbalah.
Her: Why would they want to?
Him: Because it's fun!