Two consecutive pieces of spam this morning, which would've been unremarkable except for their juxtaposition:
I know its not reasonable to mail someone like this, but i dont have enough time to go and sign up on facebook or anything, basically im looking forward to hangout or have a relationship with a decent girl, maybe if you are single and interested email me back at this address
[address elided by Jed]
and im really very sorry if this emial bothers you, and if it does let me know knwo i will never sned you ant kind of email.
Thanks alot :))
(On a side note, I'm pleased at that second-to-last bit, because I hate it when people sned me ant kind of email. I would even go so far as to say ant kind is one of the worst kinds of email. Other than spam, I mean.)
(On another side note, the above spam actually is mildly notable for, as far as I can tell, being aimed at women rather than men. Or else the grammar is even worse than in most spam.)
That was followed by this:
my name is vivian,a lovely girl, am average in height and fair in complexion,am a loving, romantic and caring angel. I see you mail today i deciede to contact you. i really want to have a good relationship with you. Beside i have a specil something i want to discusse with you Hope to hear from you soon. i will send my beautiful pictures to you and also tell you more about my self. I know age will not be a bearier to our relationship, what i need is just your love and caring. I will give you my best, bye for now.
They seem perfect for each other. I'm tempted to reply to each of them using the other's email address and hope they fall madly in love.
But instead I'll just mark them as spam and move on. Alas for love that will never be! I hope they find each other.