I'm filling out the disclosures form for my condo, in which I have to mention anything and everything that a buyer might want to know, especially anything that negatively affects property values or desirability of living there.
Just got to this question:
Are you aware of the presence on the Property of any UST?
To which I thought:
Well, yes, I suppose there has in fact been some Unresolved Sexual Tension in that condo—
But then I noticed that the preceding line explains that UST stands for Underground Storage Tank.
So, um, never mind.