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The Dead Phone: A comic monologue in one brief act

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Me: Oh, no! My phone has run out of battery!

Me: Alas! I cannot read while I walk, as I usually do!

Me: Hmm. I hear that there's this thing called Nature, and this other thing called Being Aware Of The World Around You. Perhaps I should try it as I walk through this parking lot.

Me: [Looks around] Hmm. Trees. Buildings.

Me: [Looks up] Oh, look! Pretty blossoms on a tree!

Me: [Suddenly stumbles over speed bump, nearly falls.]

Me: [Resolves to stop looking at Nature.]

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You need to develop an appreciation for ground-level Nature.

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