Watched Once Upon a Mattress last night. There were several good rhymes and other good lines in the songs; I especially liked this one:
My time is at a premium
For soon the world will see me a m-
aternal bride-to-be
Practically Lehrerian. Or I guess that should be Lehreresque.
The show also contains a bunch of good Encore words, but I'll save those for another time.
