All About Peter

When I was in my early teens, Brother Peter sort of told me a joke. That is, he
asked me a question and would not tell the punch line to this joke for
many years, after I "gave up" and nearly begged him for the answer. He
referred to this as a "Time Joke", and claimed that at some point in my
life that I would think of the answer without being told.

Personally, I don't think I would ever have thought of the answer, but
perhaps he was right and I didn't give it enough time. I won't put you
through the same exercise, as I intend to give both the question and the
answer in this blog today.

BUT WAIT!

Some of you might not like this joke, as it is a little off-color, so I
intend on asking the question in the upper part of this blog, and I will
supply the answer in the area below where you will have to click and see
the answer. Therefore, if you are easily offended, please do not read
on. Or, if you wish to think about it to see if you could come up with
the answer on your own, then don't click below until you are ready to
read the punch line.

I don't believe Peter made this joke up, as I don't recall him saying he
did, and if there is attribution to the originator on the web somewhere,
I did not research it enough to include that here. I would like to know
if anyone else who knew Peter remembers him telling this joke to them in
years past?

With all of that said, here is the question:

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QUESTION: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CRAB THAT HAD INSOMNIA?

Anyway, when, (or if), you wish to know the answer to Peter's inquiry about the crustacean with the sleeping disorder, then click below, or else treat it like the time joke that Peter claimed it was...