(4 May 1997)
Q: What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
A: An umbrella.
Q: What did the Frankenstein monster do when the MC said to give the little girl a great big hand?
A: He gave the little girl a great big hand.
Q: What's green and flies?
Q: What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?
A: One is a large aquatic mammal; the other is a small electrical appliance.
Q: What's brown, lives in a tree, and is extremely dangerous?
A: A squirrel with a submachine gun.
I heard of an invading, vanquishing army...
I saw a strange creature:...
Answer: a train.