y: Secret Yets (Answers)
(22 June 1997)
Original pun versions:
Where he made his liquor is
a secret still
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but
there's no atmosphere
What did the Zen student say to the hot-dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
The printing press in the basement was how he
made his money
Two hunters went to the woods, but they saw a sign that said "
," so they went home.
Nixon bumps into Ford in a hallway and says, "
." Ford says, "I already did."
Why did the [insert ethnic slur] bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were
on the house
What did the Latino firefighter name his two sons?
Hose A (Jose) and Hose B.
Make like a
tree and leave
. or: Make like a banana and split.