y: Secret Yets (Answers)

(22 June 1997)

Original pun versions:

• Where he made his liquor is a secret still.

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but there's no atmosphere.

• What did the Zen student say to the hot-dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

• The printing press in the basement was how he made his money.

• Two hunters went to the woods, but they saw a sign that said "Bear left," so they went home.

• Nixon bumps into Ford in a hallway and says, "Pardon me." Ford says, "I already did."

• Why did the [insert ethnic slur] bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

• What did the Latino firefighter name his two sons? Hose A (Jose) and Hose B.

• Make like a tree and leave. or: Make like a banana and split.