Words & Stuff

y: Secret Yets (Reader Comments and Addenda)

(3 September 1998)

Two I neglected to mention:

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar maid?" (...bar tender...)

Two men walk into a pipe. You'd think the second one would've seen it. (...walk into a bar...)

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Jed Hartman <logophilia@kith.org>