Q: What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

A: An umbrella.

Q: What did the Frankenstein monster do when the MC said to give the little girl a great big hand?

A: He gave the little girl a great big hand.

Q: What's green and flies?

A: Superpickle.

Q: What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

A: One is a large aquatic mammal; the other is a small electrical appliance.

Q: What's brown, lives in a tree, and is extremely dangerous?

A: A squirrel with a submachine gun.

I heard of an invading, vanquishing army...

Answer: rain.

I saw a strange creature:...

Answer: a train.

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