{"id":5506,"date":"1999-07-19T02:07:09","date_gmt":"1999-07-19T02:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/situation-puzzles\/answers\/1-29-html\/"},"modified":"2018-01-20T10:36:33","modified_gmt":"2018-01-20T18:36:33","slug":"1-29-html","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/situation-puzzles\/answers\/1-29-html\/","title":{"rendered":"1.29.html"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1.29<\/strong>.  Every day a man drinks his breakfast and drinks<br \/>\nhis lunch.  When his boss finds out, he is immediately fired.  The man moves<br \/>\nto another job and begins doing the same thing; this time, when his boss<br \/>\nfinds out, the boss jokingly tells him that he&#8217;ll be fired if he stops.<br \/>\n(RSW)<\/p>\n<p>1.29 answer:  The man is drinking diet shakes for his breakfast and lunch<br \/>\nin order to lose weight.  Unfortunately, his first job is at a weight-loss<br \/>\nclinic, so he is fired for patronizing the competition.  His second job is<br \/>\nat a health-food store, and his boss wants him to lose weight so he looks<br \/>\n&#8220;healthier.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.29. Every day a man drinks his breakfast and drinks his lunch. When his boss finds out, he is immediately fired. The man moves to another job and begins doing the same thing; this time, when his boss finds out, the boss jokingly tells him that he&#8217;ll be fired if he stops. (RSW) 1.29 answer: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":5484,"menu_order":7,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5506","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15766,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5506\/revisions\/15766"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}