{"id":5537,"date":"1999-07-19T02:07:45","date_gmt":"1999-07-19T02:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/situation-puzzles\/answers\/1-57-html\/"},"modified":"2018-01-20T10:36:41","modified_gmt":"2018-01-20T18:36:41","slug":"1-57-html","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/situation-puzzles\/answers\/1-57-html\/","title":{"rendered":"1.57.html"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1.57<\/strong>.  A man opens his mouth and dies shortly<br \/>\nafterwards.<\/p>\n<p>1.57 answer:  He annoyed the mafia several hours ago; he&#8217;s now underwater<br \/>\nand wearing cement Reeboks.  (&#8220;Style is everything, and cement Reeboks sure<br \/>\nare stylish.&#8221;)  (RA)<\/p>\n<p>1.57 variant answer:  The man is a vampire, about to bite a girl.  Her<br \/>\nboyfriend arrives, realizes what is happening, and kills the vampire by<br \/>\ndriving a wooden stick through his heart.  (This was the original answer, by<br \/>\nKari Hautamaki.  But this answer would move the question to section 2, and I<br \/>\nlike Russell&#8217;s answer better anyway.)<\/p>\n<p>1.57 variant answer:  The man opens his mouth; some killer bees (which<br \/>\ntend to prefer attacking darker areas) fly inside and sting him; the<br \/>\nswelling of his throat asphyxiates him.  (MI)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.57. A man opens his mouth and dies shortly afterwards. 1.57 answer: He annoyed the mafia several hours ago; he&#8217;s now underwater and wearing cement Reeboks. (&#8220;Style is everything, and cement Reeboks sure are stylish.&#8221;) (RA) 1.57 variant answer: The man is a vampire, about to bite a girl. Her boyfriend arrives, realizes what is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":5484,"menu_order":7,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5537","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15797,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5537\/revisions\/15797"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}