{"id":1013,"date":"2003-03-25T19:15:05","date_gmt":"2003-03-26T03:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2003\/03\/25\/1013.html"},"modified":"2003-03-25T19:15:05","modified_gmt":"2003-03-26T03:15:05","slug":"jiffy-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2003\/03\/25\/jiffy-war\/","title":{"rendered":"Jiffy War"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Meanwhile, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wackyiraqi.com\/news\/2003\/\">The Wacky Iraqi<\/a> has news that's \"Nearly all lies, but still more honest than the real news.\"  For example:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>In a move to convince the world that they are not going it alone, the United States Congress has quickly amended the U.S. Constitution and changed the superpower's name to \"Coalition\".<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(Which is somewhat reminiscent of the <cite>Onion<\/cite>'s article \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.onion.com\/onion3911\/us_forms_own_un.html\">U.S. Forms Own U.N.<\/a>\")  Also, apropos of my previous entry:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\"I'm not telling you fucking reporters a thing&#8212;just who do you think you are?\" the Defense Secretary barked. \"You'll get the news when I damn well feel like it, and not a minute before.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And from an earlier item on that \"news\" page:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>By drafting a new Iraqi constitution, White House officials allegedly plan to change the nation's name to IQEA and build a monstrous entrance in Basrah, approximately 30 miles from the Kuwaiti border.<\/p>\n<p>Shoppers from all over the world will be able to obtain small pencils and paper tape measures before entering the nation, and follow convenient arrows while shopping.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meanwhile, The Wacky Iraqi has news that&#8217;s &#8220;Nearly all lies, but still more honest than the real news.&#8221; For example:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}