{"id":11147,"date":"2008-04-30T22:39:31","date_gmt":"2008-05-01T05:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2008\/04\/30\/11147.html"},"modified":"2008-04-30T22:39:31","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T05:39:31","slug":"ikea-adventure-and-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2008\/04\/30\/ikea-adventure-and-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Ikea: adventure and song"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Over at <cite>The Morning News<\/cite> a few years ago, the Non-Expert provided a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/how_to\/the_nonexpert_ikea.php\">walkthrough<\/a> of the IKEA adventure game:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>World five is my favorite part.<\/p>\n<p>And if you need a soundtrack while you navigate through Ikea, you could do worse than Jonathan Coulton's song <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/songdetails\/Ikea\">Ikea<\/a>, available for free download and listening online.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over at The Morning News a few years ago, the Non-Expert provided a walkthrough of the IKEA adventure game: IKEA&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}