{"id":11213,"date":"2008-06-07T02:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T09:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2008\/06\/07\/11213.html"},"modified":"2008-06-07T02:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-07T09:26:00","slug":"locked-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2008\/06\/07\/locked-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Locked out"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You know what sucks?<\/p>\n\n<p>Getting back to your hotel room at 5 am only to find that your keycard no longer works.<\/p>\n\n<p>And then being told by the desk clerk that she can't do anything about it.<\/p>\n\n<p>Eventually she got me a new room so I could get some sleep, and when the maintenance guy gets here she'll have him open the room.<\/p>\n\n<p>Of course, my toothbrush and earplugs and computer and everything else are in my room.<\/p>\n\n<p>And I may have left a lamp on with a sweater draped over it. (I wasn't gone for long.)<\/p>\n\n<p>Anyway. Time for me to try to sleep. But I'm really unhappy with the Springfield Howard Johnson right about now.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what sucks? Getting back to your hotel room at 5 am only to find that your keycard no&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}