{"id":11389,"date":"2008-08-18T20:39:36","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T03:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2008\/08\/18\/11389.html"},"modified":"2008-08-18T20:39:36","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T03:39:36","slug":"absentminded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2008\/08\/18\/absentminded\/","title":{"rendered":"Absent-minded"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Finished up something on the computer this morning, went off to shower.<\/p>\n<p>My towel was wet. \"That's odd,\" I thought; \"I wonder what I used it for this morning?\"<\/p>\n<p>Got into the shower, stood in the water, wet my hair. Ran my hands through my hair.<\/p>\n<p>\"Weird,\" I thought. \"My hair doesn't feel like it normally does when I'm about to shower. It's kind of smooth.\"<\/p>\n<p>I put some shampoo in my hand, and suddenly got d&eacute;j&agrave; vu. As if I'd--<\/p>\n<p>\"Wait,\" I thought. \"Did I shower already this morning?\"<\/p>\n<p>I thought about it and realized that in fact I had. I had finished showering, then I'd gone into my bedroom to get dressed, and gotten sidetracked into something on the computer, and I guess I neglected to set my mental \"showered_already\" flag.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/two375\/994266249\/\">I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on<\/a>. As my parents used to say. At least, I think it was my parents; I don't remember where I first heard that.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finished up something on the computer this morning, went off to shower. My towel was wet. &#8220;That&#8217;s odd,&#8221; I thought;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-updates"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}