{"id":1238,"date":"2003-06-22T14:36:56","date_gmt":"2003-06-22T21:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2003\/06\/22\/1238.html"},"modified":"2003-06-22T14:36:56","modified_gmt":"2003-06-22T21:36:56","slug":"clarion-and-ninjas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2003\/06\/22\/clarion-and-ninjas\/","title":{"rendered":"Clarion and ninjas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Clarion East ends week 2; Clarion West heads into week 1.  Read all about it in assorted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sff.net\/people\/hmm\/c-logs.html\">online journals<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Chance points to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realultimatepower.net\/\">The Official Ninja Webpage<\/a>, a very silly site where you can learn all about ninja, or rather ninjas:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Facts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Ninjas are mammals.<\/li>\n<li>Ninjas fight ALL  the time.<\/li>\n<li>The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The site also contains several other pages full of fascinating and useful information about ninjas.  For example, from the Seppuku page:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can't find anybody else to kill.  Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves&#8212;guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.&#8212;and don't even think twice about it....<\/p>\n<p>But if you want to commit  Seppuku and you're like me, you don't have access to stuff like lasers.  But there's hope.  I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times&#8212;and believe me, it's pretty cool.  The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Be sure to check out the Hippos page (Alternate Ending, on the Other page, which btw contains a non-work-safe image), and Am I Ninja Or Not? (in the Community section).<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and a quick perusal of the HateMail page suggests that many people are incapable of recognizing a joke.  Unless, of course, the hate mail is also a joke, which is certainly possible.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clarion East ends week 2; Clarion West heads into week 1. Read all about it in assorted online journals. Meanwhile,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}