Two consecutive pieces of spam this morning, which would've been unremarkable except for their juxtaposition:<\/p>\n
\nHello,<\/p>\n
I know its not reasonable to mail someone like this, but i dont have enough time to go and sign up on facebook or anything, basically im looking forward to hangout or have a relationship with a decent girl, maybe if you are single and interested email me back at this address<\/p>\n
[address elided by Jed]<\/p>\n
and im really very sorry if this emial bothers you, and if it does let me know knwo i will never sned you ant kind of email.<\/p>\n
Thanks alot :))<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
(On a side note, I'm pleased at that second-to-last bit, because I hate it when people sned me ant kind of email. I would even go so far as to say ant kind is one of the worst kinds of email. Other than spam, I mean.)<\/p>\n
(On another side note, the above spam actually is mildly notable for, as far as I can tell, being aimed at women rather than men. Or else the grammar is even worse than in most spam.)<\/p>\n
That was followed by this:<\/p>\n
\nmy dearest<\/p>\n
my name is vivian,a lovely girl, am average in height and fair in complexion,am a loving, romantic and caring angel. I see you mail today i deciede to contact you. i really want to have a good relationship with you. Beside i have a specil something i want to discusse with you Hope to hear from you soon. i will send my beautiful pictures to you and also tell you more about my self. I know age will not be a bearier to our relationship, what i need is just your love and caring. I will give you my best, bye for now.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
They seem perfect for each other. I'm tempted to reply to each of them using the other's email address and hope they fall madly in love.<\/p>\n
But instead I'll just mark them as spam and move on. Alas for love that will never be! I hope they find each other.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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