{"id":12505,"date":"2009-11-03T09:17:23","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T17:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2009\/11\/03\/12505.html"},"modified":"2009-11-03T09:17:23","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T17:17:23","slug":"alexander-the-great-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2009\/11\/03\/alexander-the-great-and\/","title":{"rendered":"Alexander the Great and&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/everything2.net\/title\/Alexander%20the%20Great%20and%20the%20Terrible%2C%20Horrible%2C%20No-Good%20Very%20Bad%20Day\">Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day<\/a> (thanks to David W for the link!).<\/p>\n<p>Opening paragraph:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I left the battle with blood in my helmet and now there's blood in my hair and when I got out of my armor this afternoon I tripped on a dead solder and by mistake I dropped my sword in the catapult while the thing was launching and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day (thanks to David W for the link!). Opening paragraph:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}