{"id":13889,"date":"2011-11-11T10:49:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2011\/11\/11\/13889.html"},"modified":"2011-11-11T10:49:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T18:49:00","slug":"im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2011\/11\/11\/im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sorry, Dave, I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t be of any use whatsoever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I got an iPhone 4S on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>(It was inevitable. I was just waiting to be eligible for upgrade pricing.)<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I'm finding <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/iphone\/features\/siri.html\">Siri<\/a> really frustrating. At least about movies, which is the main thing I've tried so far.<\/p>\n<p>In the old version of Siri&mdash;the standalone app, before it was integrated into the OS&mdash;if you asked for a list of local movies, it would (iIrc) show you a list of movies playing nearby. If you asked for local theatres, it would show you the theatres&mdash;and if you tapped one, it would let you see what was playing there, as well as giving you other options, like seeing a map. (I could be misremembering, though; the old Siri hasn't worked, at least not for me, since new Siri was introduced.)<\/p>\n<p>The new Siri is deeply integrated into the OS. Which is great. Except that it's substantially dumber than the old Siri was in some ways.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: What movies are playing near here tonight?<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: I found a number of movie theaters... 3 of them are fairly close to you:<\/p>\n<p>It shows me a list of theatres. But as far as I can tell, the only thing I can do with them is tap them to bring up a map. I can't find a way to get Siri to tell me what's playing at any of them.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: What's playing at the Century 16 tonight?<\/p>\n<p>Siri correctly recognizes the words I said, and sends the whole phrase off to Google, which shows me a page of search results. From there, I can get to the info I want relatively easily, but Siri doesn't just show it to me. I'm not sure, but I think the old Siri gave the correct list of movies in response to this query.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Give me directions to Aquarius Theatre in Palo Alto.<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: I found 25 local theaters matching 'Aquarius'. Tap the one you want directions to:<\/p>\n<p>It gives me a list of 25 local theatres, none of which is the Aquarius, most of which are 30 miles from Palo Alto. This was the result that annoyed me the most&mdash;it seems like a significant bug.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Show me movie theatres in Palo Alto.<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: I found 8 movie theaters... 5 of them are in Palo Alto:<\/p>\n<p>Aha! The Aquarius! I tap it and get a map showing the Aquarius's location. I tap the Aquarius.<\/p>\n<p>I get the usual Maps info screen. There's a button that says &ldquo;Directions to here,&rdquo; as usual. But it might be fun to use a contextual voice interface to do that rather than tapping a button.<\/p>\n<p>So I bring up Siri from that page and I ask:<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Directions to here.<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: I'm sorry Jed, I'm afraid I can't do that.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh. I suppose that's not too surprising (that it doesn't know that by &ldquo;here&rdquo; in this context I meant the current Maps selection), but it's disappointing.<\/p>\n<p>While I'm here, I'd kind of like to try out Siri's speech feature, temporarily, and maybe take a look at other settings\/preferences. So:<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Show me Siri settings.<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: Sorry, I don't understand 'Show me Siri settings'.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Take me to settings.<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: I'd like to, Jed, but I'm not allowed to. Sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Launch app.<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: Ever so sorry, Jed... I'm not allowed to do that.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, enough. Time for me to report these problems.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: How do I report a bug in Siri?<\/p>\n<p><b>Siri<\/b>: I can't answer that. But I could search the web for it, if you like.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind, Siri. I'm sorry to say that you're not really being very helpful.<\/p>\n<p>I should note that it was better at some other tasks. But one of the other first things I tried was setting a location-based reminder (I've been wanting to be able to do that for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2006\/10\/16\/3703.html\">five years<\/a>), and I ran into some problems with speech recognition (it wasn't recognizing some of the ordinary words I used in my reminder request), though it seems to be working fine now.<\/p>\n<p>I know this is beta software. And I'm still amused by some of the posts on the various stuff-Siri-says sites (<a href=\"http:\/\/shitsirisays.com\/\">Shit Siri Says<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com\/\">Shit That Siri Says<\/a>). And I imagine that the movie stuff is mostly just due to a missing data source. But even so, my first-day experiences with the new Siri were pretty disappointing, especially compared to my memories (which may be inaccurate) of the old Siri.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got an iPhone 4S on Wednesday. (It was inevitable. 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