{"id":14056,"date":"2012-04-18T22:43:20","date_gmt":"2012-04-19T05:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2012\/04\/18\/14056.html"},"modified":"2012-04-18T22:43:20","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T05:43:20","slug":"cat-kirk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2012\/04\/18\/cat-kirk\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat Kirk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I'm back to occasionally rewatching <cite>Gilmore Girls<\/cite> episodes as I enter submissions into the database.<\/p>\n<p>(Um, I should note that this entry has nothing whatsoever to do with <cite>Star Trek<\/cite>; there's a <cite>Gilmore Girls<\/cite> character named Kirk. Sorry if the title misled anyone.)<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, it's a Thanksgiving episode from midway through season 3. There's a totally throwaway bit in which Lorelai and Rory are walking and they run into Kirk, who's just gotten a cat, and he refers to the cat as &ldquo;Kirk,&rdquo; and the following conversation ensues:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Lorelai<\/b>: The cat's name is Kirk?<\/p>\n<p><b>Kirk<\/b>: Yup.<\/p>\n<p><b>Lorelai<\/b>: Weird coincidence, or&mdash;<\/p>\n<p><b>Kirk<\/b>: I named him Kirk.<\/p>\n<p><b>Lorelai<\/b>: Isn't that confusing?<\/p>\n<p><b>Kirk<\/b>: Not when you think about it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Lorelai<\/b>: [pause] .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;No, it's still confusing.<\/p>\n<p><b>Kirk<\/b>: I like the name, and whenever I call Kirk's name, I obviously won't be calling myself.<\/p>\n<p><b>Lorelai<\/b>: True.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.<\/p>\n<p><b>Kirk<\/b>: Although when my mom calls for Kirk, that may be confusing. Maybe I can get her to say &ldquo;Cat Kirk&rdquo; when she's calling Kirk, and &ldquo;Human Kirk&rdquo; when she's calling me.<\/p>\n<p><b>Rory<\/b>: That would keep it straight.<\/p>\n<p><b>Kirk<\/b>: I'm glad I ran into you. See you.<\/p>\n<p><b>Lorelai<\/b>: See you, Human Kirk.<\/p>\n<p><b>Rory<\/b>: 'Bye, Human Kirk.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Possibly you had to be there. (Certainly Kirk's deadpan delivery and the Gilmores' confused amusement add considerably to the scene.) But I was amused enough to want to post it.<\/p>\n<p>I'm still planning someday to put together a big collection of <cite>Gilmore Girls<\/cite> quotes; I've been taking notes as I rewatch. But that's not likely to happen anytime soon, so figured I'd post this one while I was thinking of it.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m back to occasionally rewatching Gilmore Girls episodes as I enter submissions into the database. (Um, I should note that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-television"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}