{"id":14859,"date":"2014-03-12T10:06:40","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T17:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2014\/03\/12\/14859.html"},"modified":"2014-03-12T10:06:40","modified_gmt":"2014-03-12T17:06:40","slug":"dead-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2014\/03\/12\/dead-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dead Phone: A comic monologue in one brief act"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Oh, no! My phone has run out of battery!<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Alas! I cannot read while I walk, as I usually do!<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Hmm. I hear that there's this thing called Nature, and this other thing called Being Aware Of The World Around You. Perhaps I should try it as I walk through this parking lot.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: [Looks around] Hmm. Trees. Buildings.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: [Looks up] Oh, look! Pretty blossoms on a tree!<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: [Suddenly stumbles over speed bump, nearly falls.]<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: [Resolves to stop looking at Nature.]<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Oh, no! My phone has run out of battery! Me: Alas! I cannot read while I walk, as I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-nature"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}