{"id":1832,"date":"2004-02-29T23:55:45","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T07:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2004\/02\/29\/1832.html"},"modified":"2004-02-29T23:55:45","modified_gmt":"2004-03-01T07:55:45","slug":"fiends-slash-shrimp-constituti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2004\/02\/29\/fiends-slash-shrimp-constituti\/","title":{"rendered":"Fiends, slash, shrimp, Constitution"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A few assorted items:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.makingfiends.com\/\">Making Fiends<\/a>, a series of brief Flash episodes about a wicked little girl named Vendetta who makes fiends, and a painfully cheerful little girl named Charlotte who makes friends instead.  It's a one-joke series, but the joke is a good one, and the obnoxiously catchy theme song will probably stick in your head.  Thanks for the pointer, Karen!<\/li>\n<li>Here's a link you really don't want to follow: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.britslash.co.uk\/fiction\/losh\/lasagna_pookie.htm\">Garfield\/Pookie slash<\/a>.  Really, you don't want to read it.  If you do read it, you may find yourself considering never going near the Internet again.  Don't say I didn't warn you.  (Thanks to j7y, I think.)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godhatesshrimp.com\/\">God hates shrimp!<\/a> It says so right there in Leviticus 11:9-12.  (Thanks, supergee!)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crookedtimber.org\/archives\/001415.html\">The Constitution really is a living document<\/a> (a horror movie)&#8212;I almost didn't post this one, 'cause pretty much everyone has already linked to it, but what the hell.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few assorted items: Making Fiends, a series of brief Flash episodes about a wicked little girl named Vendetta who&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}