{"id":1931,"date":"2004-03-31T21:49:45","date_gmt":"2004-04-01T05:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2004\/03\/31\/1931.html"},"modified":"2004-03-31T21:49:45","modified_gmt":"2004-04-01T05:49:45","slug":"havent-you-always-wanted-a-mon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2004\/03\/31\/havent-you-always-wanted-a-mon\/","title":{"rendered":"Haven&#8217;t you always wanted a monkey story?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I'd just like to point out that certain writers are <em>still<\/em> very silly people.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I mean again.<\/p>\n<p>Here it is barely April Fool's Day and we've already had at least four monkey stories.  I'm guessing there'll be a lot more in the next twenty-four hours.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d just like to point out that certain writers are still very silly people. Or maybe I mean again. Here&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}