{"id":20813,"date":"2023-09-16T10:47:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-16T17:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/?p=20813"},"modified":"2023-11-02T10:05:56","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T17:05:56","slug":"10-reasons-why-your-dog-ignores-your-commands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2023\/09\/16\/10-reasons-why-your-dog-ignores-your-commands\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201c10 Reasons Why Your Dog Ignores Your Commands\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

Recent spam subject line: \u201c10 Reasons Why Your Dog Ignores Your Commands.\u201d I didn\u2019t read the email, but here\u2019s what I assume it said:<\/p>\r\n\r\n

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  1. You don\u2019t have a dog.<\/li>\r\n
  2. Your commands are illegal, and your dog knows not to obey illegal commands.<\/li>\r\n
  3. Your dog is an anarchist, and doesn\u2019t believe in hierarchies.<\/li>\r\n
  4. Your dog just doesn\u2019t respect you.<\/li>\r\n
  5. You forgot to precede your commands with sudo<\/code>.<\/li>\r\n
  6. You\u2019re speaking a language that your dog doesn\u2019t know.<\/li>\r\n
  7. Your dog is busy doing more important things, such as eating, sleeping, running, and being distracted by squirrels.<\/li>\r\n
  8. Your dog is so immersed in a book that they aren\u2019t paying any attention to the world around them.<\/li>\r\n
  9. You forgot to precede your commands with \u201cSimon says.\u201d<\/li>\r\n
  10. Your dog is actually a cat.<\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20813"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20873,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20813\/revisions\/20873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}