{"id":2213,"date":"2004-08-27T21:36:19","date_gmt":"2004-08-28T04:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2004\/08\/27\/2213.html"},"modified":"2004-08-27T21:36:19","modified_gmt":"2004-08-28T04:36:19","slug":"spam-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2004\/08\/27\/spam-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Huh.  This one had the usual sorts of random-text headers:<\/p>\n<pre>\nX-Mailer: anniversary brainy bark \nSubject: pigeonberry arkansas \nOrganization: power drill bubble baths around 524\n<\/pre>\n<p>But it didn't contain any advertisements, links, or offers to make millions through underhanded dealings with bank accounts.  This was the entire contents:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Still cook cheese grits for her from behind minivan, organize her near squid with garbage can for ribbon.[3<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I'm guessing it was sent by a clueless spammer who just failed to set the settings on the spam software properly, but I still found it entertaining and mildly intriguing. Is this one of those near-squid experiences?<\/p>\n<p>Something about the phrasing (perhaps just the mention of the garbage can) tempts me to write back a note that says \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.harpercollins.com\/catalog\/guide_xml.asp?isbn=0060931671\">We Await Silent Tristero's Empire<\/a>.\" Either that or try to solve it as a cryptic crossword clue.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huh. This one had the usual sorts of random-text headers: X-Mailer: anniversary brainy bark Subject: pigeonberry arkansas Organization: power drill&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}