{"id":2291,"date":"2004-09-27T23:52:33","date_gmt":"2004-09-28T06:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2004\/09\/27\/2291.html"},"modified":"2004-09-27T23:52:33","modified_gmt":"2004-09-28T06:52:33","slug":"knock-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2004\/09\/27\/knock-knock\/","title":{"rendered":"Knock knock"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mary Anne told me this knock-knock joke recently, and it instantly became my favorite knock-knock joke:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"speaker\">Ralph<\/span>: Knock knock.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"speaker\">Sally<\/span>: Who's there?<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"speaker\">Ralph<\/span>: Control freak. &#8212;Now <em>you<\/em> say \"Control freak who?\"<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I've been telling that one a lot lately.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary Anne told me this knock-knock joke recently, and it instantly became my favorite knock-knock joke: Ralph: Knock knock. Sally:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}