{"id":2794,"date":"2005-04-19T01:25:38","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T08:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2005\/04\/19\/2794.html"},"modified":"2005-04-19T01:25:38","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T08:25:38","slug":"meme-in-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2005\/04\/19\/meme-in-my-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Meme in my pants"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There are two long fairly serious entries I want to write soon: one about the origins of my zeppelin story (<cite><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tangentonline.com\/\">Tangent Online<\/a><\/cite> has just reviewed the zeppelin book), and one about wills and handling of assets after someone's death (which was the topic I kept forgetting I wanted to write about).  But both of those will take time and thought and emotional energy to write, and I should've been asleep an hour ago.  So instead I'll just post a bit of sophomoric humor I put together a few days ago, which will require no further thought at all.  (But first I'll mention that one other thing that's been cheering me up intermittently is reading a new Jennifer Crusie book: <cite>Bet Me<\/cite>. So far not as good as some of her others, but still has some delightful moments, and still makes me smile regularly.)<\/p>\n<p>Last week, Tim posted the results of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalscape.com\/tim\/2005-04-13-23:04\">pants meme<\/a>: take the first 25 songs in your media player or iTunes or whatever (on shuffle play) and add \"in my pants\" to the end of each title.  I made such a list last week; actually I did it twice and took the best of both lists.  Tim said to put your favorites in bold, but I never got around to deciding which of these were my favorites, so I'm just gonna post 'em.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed and laughed while reading these.  I don't know why I find this stuff so amusing.  Thanks much, Tim!  (Did you invent this meme?  If so, nice work!)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Off to Find a Treasure in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Swimming to the Other Side in my pants<\/li>\n<li>The Grey Funnel Line in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Slow Train Through Georgia in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Light As the Breeze in my pants<\/li>\n<li>I Told Him That My Dog Wouldn't Run in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Going to the West in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Friend and Companion in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Banks of Marble in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Stand on Your Own Head in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Fair Was the Blossom in my pants<\/li>\n<li>The Kind of Love You Never Recover From in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Oklahoma in my pants (kind of like Carolina in My Mind)<\/li>\n<li>Sand and Water in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Today in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Solitude Standing in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Purple Toupee in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Lies in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Let Her Go Down in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Under Your Spell in my pants<\/li>\n<li>The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Brown Skin Ladies\/Mangoes Are Ripe in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Sir Joseph's barge is seen in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Changing As I Go in my pants<\/li>\n<li>The Bed Dance in my pants<\/li>\n<li>Only You in my pants<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two long fairly serious entries I want to write soon: one about the origins of my zeppelin story&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[119,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-favorite-entries","category-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}