{"id":348,"date":"2002-03-14T10:26:06","date_gmt":"2002-03-14T18:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2002\/03\/14\/348.html"},"modified":"2002-03-14T10:26:06","modified_gmt":"2002-03-14T18:26:06","slug":"mint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2002\/03\/14\/mint\/","title":{"rendered":"Mint"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sugarspun.net\/monster\/\">Susan<\/a>'s right about one thing: it can't be mid-March yet.  Where has the year gone?<\/p>\n<p>But I'm afraid she's wrong about another thing: not everyone likes Thin Mints.<\/p>\n<p>I realize this will cement my burgeoning reputation as The Guy Who Hates Everything.  But mint and chocolate just don't go together for me.<\/p>\n<p>I love chocolate.  I like mint.  (Though more in the abstract than in specific; I might be hard-pressed to name five minty things that I consume regularly.)  But mint and chocolate?  Just not interested.<\/p>\n<p>Rather than look at me in horror, just remember that that means there's more for the rest of you.<\/p>\n<p>Peanut butter, though, peanut butter is a different story.  Do-si-dos are yummy.  I ordered a couple boxes of them at work, but the cookies fell off the truck (literally!) and were not delivered.  Sadness.  Especially because had I known sooner, I'd have bought some from the girl scouts at LAX.<\/p>\n<p>I had a brainstorm just now: buy girl scout cookies online!  Unfortunately, \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlscouts.org\/faqs\/cookies.html#purchase_online\">for safety and security reasons<\/a>,\" the GS National Board of Directors has made a rule against selling cookies online.  I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, did you know that girl scout cookies are all kosher?  You probably did, at least if it matters to you.  Never mind.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susan&#8217;s right about one thing: it can&#8217;t be mid-March yet. Where has the year gone? But I&#8217;m afraid she&#8217;s wrong&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}