{"id":3735,"date":"2006-11-23T17:12:08","date_gmt":"2006-11-24T01:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2006\/11\/23\/3735.html"},"modified":"2006-11-23T17:12:08","modified_gmt":"2006-11-24T01:12:08","slug":"french-organization","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2006\/11\/23\/french-organization\/","title":{"rendered":"French organization?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Late this morning, there was a knock on my door.  I answered it, in my bathrobe, to find two nattily dressed black men on my doorstep; one probably in his 20s, the other probably in his 40s.  (Notable that they were black because I don't see too many black people around here; my impression is that it's a mostly white and Latino neighborhood.)<\/p>\n<p>I immediately figured they were probably Jehovah's Witnesses.  But the younger one smiled and said, \"Hi--we're members of a local French-speaking organization, and we're trying to find French speakers.  Does anyone here speak French?\"<\/p>\n<p>I spent a moment trying to figure out what the scam was, because the idea seemed so unlikely--going door-to-door on Thanksgiving morning to find people who speak French?  But finally I just said, \"Nope, sorry, nobody here speaks French,\" and they smiled and thanked me and moved on.<\/p>\n<p>And I might not have thought anything of it, except that a couple of hours later, there was another knock on my door.  I answered it, still in my bathrobe, to find two nattily dressed young men on my doorstep, both probably in their 20s, one black and one, I think, white.  I had a presentiment of what was coming; and indeed, one of them said that they were from a French-speaking organization and looking for French speakers.<\/p>\n<p>I told them they were the second people today to come to my door about this, which startled them.  Then I asked what it was all about.  They said something vague about having self-actualization meetings (they didn't use that phrase, but that's the impression I got) at which the speakers spoke only in French, so they were looking for Francophones to join them.  I explained that nobody in my house speaks French, and they moved on.<\/p>\n<p>But now I'm curious.  Is there some kind of French equivalent to Scientology or the Landmark Forum or something?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2005\/06\/15\/2931.html\">TSOR<\/a> hasn't turned anything up.  But maybe it would if I searched in French.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late this morning, there was a knock on my door. I answered it, in my bathrobe, to find two nattily&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}