{"id":50,"date":"2001-09-23T11:59:34","date_gmt":"2001-09-23T18:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2001\/09\/23\/50.html"},"modified":"2001-09-23T11:59:34","modified_gmt":"2001-09-23T18:59:34","slug":"room-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2001\/09\/23\/room-cleaning\/","title":{"rendered":"Room cleaning"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I can't resist adding, as a footnote to that previous entry, one of my favorite anecdotes about me-as-a-kid:<\/p>\n<p>My room was a mess.  My father told me to go to my room and clean it, and not come out 'til I was done.<\/p>\n<p>An hour or two later, he stopped by to see how I was doing.  Nothing had changed.  The room was still every bit as messy as it had been.<\/p>\n<p>\"You haven't even started!\" he said.<\/p>\n<p>I was affronted.  \"Of course I have!\" I said.  \"I've alphabetized my bookshelves!\"<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have no memory of this incident, but my father tells me it's true, and it's certainly entirely in character.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t resist adding, as a footnote to that previous entry, one of my favorite anecdotes about me-as-a-kid: My room&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}