{"id":513,"date":"2002-07-03T16:41:15","date_gmt":"2002-07-03T23:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2002\/07\/03\/513.html"},"modified":"2002-07-03T16:41:15","modified_gmt":"2002-07-03T23:41:15","slug":"ceonistas-on-the-loose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2002\/07\/03\/ceonistas-on-the-loose\/","title":{"rendered":"CEOnistas on the loose"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cute article at <cite>Satirewire<\/cite> titled \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.satirewire.com\/news\/june02\/ceonistas.shtml\">Remaining U.S. CEOs Make a Break for It<\/a>.\" Opening:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Unwilling to wait for their eventual indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a break for it yesterday, heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns and villages along the way, and writing the entire rampage off as a marketing expense<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nicely done.  A couple of good pictures, too, which don't appear in the version that's being forwarded around in email.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cute article at Satirewire titled &#8220;Remaining U.S. CEOs Make a Break for It.&#8221; Opening: Unwilling to wait for their eventual&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}