{"id":59,"date":"2001-09-26T11:00:19","date_gmt":"2001-09-26T18:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2001\/09\/26\/59.html"},"modified":"2001-09-26T11:00:19","modified_gmt":"2001-09-26T18:00:19","slug":"onion-on-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2001\/09\/26\/onion-on-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Onion on God"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In case anyone missed it, <cite>The Onion<\/cite> has an article titled \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3734\/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html\">God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule<\/a>.\"  I think it's the first time an <cite>Onion<\/cite> article has made me cry.  (But that's what onions are supposed to do, right?)  The site is bogged down and slow, so it may take a few tries to get to it, but perseverance furthers.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case anyone missed it, The Onion has an article titled &#8220;God Angrily Clarifies &#8216;Don&#8217;t Kill&#8217; Rule.&#8221; I think it&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}