{"id":796,"date":"2002-12-29T16:35:08","date_gmt":"2002-12-30T00:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2002\/12\/29\/796.html"},"modified":"2002-12-29T16:35:08","modified_gmt":"2002-12-30T00:35:08","slug":"black-eyeliner-for-angsssty-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2002\/12\/29\/black-eyeliner-for-angsssty-ho\/","title":{"rendered":"Black eyeliner for angsssty hobbitses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Catherine O. points to this lovely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=lemonlye&itemid=19097\">condensed parody version of <cite>The Two Towers<\/cite><\/a>.  It has mildly slashy echoes of the Very Secret Diaries, but mostly takes a different approach.  Very entertaining.  Contains lots of spoilers, as you'd expect from a summary.  Anyway, it's probably significantly funnier to people who've seen the movie.<\/p>\n<p>Sample:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>GOLLUM: Mordor? Hobbitses having little Goth phase, maybe? Very angsssty, wanting to go to Mordor, yes yes. Can Smeagol offer black eyeliner to angsssty hobbitses?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My favorite bit is the exchange between Eowyn and Aragorn.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and one of the people who posted a comment is a fanfic writer whose LiveJournal name is <i>lush_rimbaud,<\/i> which gets my vote for best username of the month.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catherine O. points to this lovely condensed parody version of The Two Towers. It has mildly slashy echoes of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}