{"id":970,"date":"2003-03-15T07:27:45","date_gmt":"2003-03-15T15:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2003\/03\/15\/970.html"},"modified":"2003-03-15T07:27:45","modified_gmt":"2003-03-15T15:27:45","slug":"susan-1-exam-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2003\/03\/15\/susan-1-exam-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Susan: 1; Exam: 0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sugarspun.net\/monster\/\">Susan<\/a> passed her exam today! [Am v. talented&#8212;have learned to speak in hyperlinks!  Go me!]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Her<\/strong>: Remind me, what stage is she at?  Master's?  Ph.D.?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: I think she's now ABD.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Her<\/strong>: She's <em>what?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: Now that the exam's over, she's All But Dissertation.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Her<\/strong>: Oh!  I thought you said ADD.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: Yeah, after the exam they give you some Ritalin.<\/p>\n<p>Um.  Anyway: Congratulations, Susan!  Not that we expected any different, of course.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Susan passed her exam today! [Am v. talented\u2014have learned to speak in hyperlinks! Go me!] Her: Remind me, what&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}