{"id":981,"date":"2003-03-17T00:38:30","date_gmt":"2003-03-17T08:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2003\/03\/17\/981.html"},"modified":"2003-03-17T00:38:30","modified_gmt":"2003-03-17T08:38:30","slug":"weather-and-housing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/2003\/03\/17\/weather-and-housing\/","title":{"rendered":"Weather and housing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Heh. Bay Area guy sends Madison-area weather report to Madison-area brother (\"Temperatures falling to near Zero late tonight will Combine with gusty Northwest winds of 15 to 25 mph\"); Madison-area brother replies with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netfunny.com\/rhf\/jokes\/03\/Feb\/weather.html\">Bay Area housing-and-traffic report<\/a>: \"Asking prices rising to near 8-Zeroes late tonight will Combine with slowing 101 and 880 traffic jams of 5 to 10 mph.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.\"  It goes on from there. Nicely done.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh. Bay Area guy sends Madison-area weather report to Madison-area brother (&#8220;Temperatures falling to near Zero late tonight will Combine&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/jed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}