On a more entertaining note than my last entry:<\/p>\n
When Peter was 20, he was a regular at a local bar–presumably he had a fake ID, or else he looked old enough that the bartender didn’t check.<\/p>\n
On his 21st birthday, he went to the bar and told the bartender, “Buy me a drink–it’s my birthday!”<\/p>\n
The bartender said, “Congratulations! How old are you!”<\/p>\n
Peter said, “21!”<\/p>\n
I don’t remember if there was more to that story. (Somehow a bunch of these stories I’ve been writing up turn out not to quite have punchlines when I finish writing them up.) I think the bartender winced, but bought him a drink anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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