{"id":10118,"date":"2006-01-11T21:06:20","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T02:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2006\/01\/11\/10118.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:53:49","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:53:49","slug":"the-horn-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2006\/01\/11\/the-horn-book\/","title":{"rendered":"The Horn Book"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>OK, Gentle Readers, here is The Horn Book, as actually burnt to a disc by Your Humble Blogger:\n\n<table><tr><td><b>Song Title<\/b><\/td><td><b>Artist<\/b><\/td><td><b>Album<\/b><\/td><td><b>Time<\/b><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Ring Of Fire<\/td><td>Johnny Cash<\/td><td>Classic Cash<\/td><td>2:45<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>I Can't Turn You Loose<\/td><td>Otis Redding<\/td><td>Otis! The Definitive Otis Redding (Disc 2)<\/td><td>2:45<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>I Prefer You<\/td><td>Etta James<\/td><td>The Chess Box 2<\/td><td>3:05<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Papa's Got A Brand New Bag, Pt. 1<\/td><td>James Brown<\/td><td>20 All-Time Greatest Hits<\/td><td>2:06<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Soul Man<\/td><td>Sam &amp; Dave<\/td><td>Atlantic Records 50 Years: The Gold Anniversary Collection (Disc 1)<\/td><td>2:41<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Soul Cadillac<\/td><td>Cherry Poppin' Daddies<\/td><td>Soul Caddy<\/td><td>3:29<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>25 Or 6 To 4<\/td><td>Chicago<\/td><td>Greatest Hits Vol 1<\/td><td>4:53<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Got To Get You Into My Life<\/td><td>The Beatles<\/td><td>Revolver<\/td><td>2:30<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>You Can Call Me Al<\/td><td>Paul Simon<\/td><td>Graceland<\/td><td>4:40<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Jackie Wilson Said<\/td><td>Van Morrison<\/td><td>Best Of Van Morrison<\/td><td>2:57<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Would I Lie To You<\/td><td>Eurythmics<\/td><td>Be Yourself Tonight<\/td><td>4:28<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Mr. Jones<\/td><td>Talking Heads<\/td><td>Naked<\/td><td>4:20<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>House of Fun<\/td><td>Madness<\/td><td>Madness<\/td><td>3:00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Eddie's Concubine<\/td><td>Eddie From Ohio<\/td><td>Three Rooms (Disc 2)<\/td><td>4:56<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Nelson Mandela<\/td><td>The Special A.K.A.<\/td><td>Too Much Two Tone - Ska Classics<\/td><td>4:14<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Revolution Rock<\/td><td>The Clash<\/td><td>London Calling<\/td><td>5:33<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Up for the Down Stroke<\/td><td>Parliament<\/td><td>Greatest Hits (The Bomb)<\/td><td>3:23<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Hell Of A Hat<\/td><td>The Mighty Mighty Bosstones<\/td><td>Question The Answers<\/td><td>3:54<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Dead Man's Party<\/td><td>Oingo Boingo<\/td><td>Dead Man's Party<\/td><td>6:21<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>It's Margaret Cho<\/td><td>Skankin' Pickle<\/td><td>Sing Along With Skankin' Pickle<\/td><td>1:25<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Hell<\/td><td>Squirrel Nut Zippers<\/td><td>Hot<\/td><td>3:13<\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n\n<p>A few comments: Of course, this list reflects more than anything my own taste, and even then there were a lot of songs I like that I finally left out (and I still overshot the 60 minutes I was aiming for). So songs that would fit into the category nicely and would be all informative&#8217;n&#8217;stuff about the history of the horn line in rock were left out if I thought they would make me enjoy the disc less. The primary ones in this category were NWA&#8217;s &#8220;Express Yourself&#8221;, built around a sampled horn line, and interesting if not, to my ears, enjoyable and Gladys Knight and the Pips &#8220;Midnight Train to Georgia&#8221;, which was illustrative of how horns mixed with strings in early disco. Honestly, would it have been worth it to put Dexys Midnight Runners on the disc? I think not. There were also a lot of songs that I like a lot that didn&#8217;t quite make it onto the list: The English Beat&#8217;s &#8220;Stand Down Margaret&#8221;, Stevie Wonder&#8217;s &#8220;Sir Duke&#8221;, either version of &#8220;Tears of a Clown&#8221;, the Pogues &#8220;Blue Heaven&#8221;, Elvis Costello&#8217;s &#8220;Only Flame in Town&#8221; or &#8220;Chewing Gum&#8221; and Dire Straits &#8220;Two Young Lovers&#8221; among others I can&#8217;t recall at the moment. Oh, and I couldn&#8217;t find the Elvis Costello live with the TKO horns cover of &#8220;Stand Down Margaret&#8221;, which would have really been lovely. I also left off Laurie Anderson&#8217;s &#8220;Baby Doll&#8221;, which isn&#8217;t really rock music, at least, not within the meaning of the act.\n<p>A few more comments: Clearly, the list did wind up being overloaded with 60s R&amp;B\/70s Soul and their immediate influences, and 80s Ska and their immediate influences. I pretty much left off the New Jump bands of the 90s; their only representative is the Cherry Popping Daddies, with &#8220;Soul Cadillac&#8221;, which is more clearly rock than jazz. Taking off the Brian Setzer Orchestra&#8217;s &#8220;Rock this Town&#8221; was tough, though. For Skankin&#8217; Pickle I chose their theme to Margaret Cho&#8217;s sitcom, although I am likely the only person in the whole wide world with fond memories of that show. If I were making the disc for someone else, I might replace that with their cover of &#8220;Turning Japanese&#8221;, which really shows how much better a song can be with a horn line. Similarly, if I were making this disc for somebody born after 1980, I would hesitate about &#8220;Nelson Mandela&#8221;, which has for me a powerful and visceral memorial function that, you know, you had to be there.\n<p>Yet more comments: For some reason, I totally forgot about Peter Gabriel&#8217;s &#8220;Big Time&#8221;, which has very nice horn line, but hey, I&#8217;m not going back. At least, not unless there&#8217;s some other reason to. I did choose to leave off Jim&#8217;s Big Ego doing the version of &#8220;Stress&#8221; with the talking trombone, but I had meant to listen to it again. It turns out that I don&#8217;t own Elvis Costello&#8217;s <I>Punch the Clock<\/I> album, and it isn&#8217;t on either of my download stores, so I couldn&#8217;t put on &#8220;TKO (Boxing Day)&#8221; or &#8220;Let Them All Talk&#8221;, and I can&#8217;t remember them well enough to know if it&#8217;s a travesty to leave them off.\n<p>OK, last comments, and then I&#8217;m posting this: I did not do the work to tell you which tracks have Wayne Jackson, and which trombone player studied with which other trombone player. That would be interesting, but sadly, I&#8217;m too lazy to do the work on it. Sorry about that.\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Gentle Readers, here is The Horn Book, as actually burnt to a disc by Your Humble Blogger: Song TitleArtistAlbumTime Ring Of FireJohnny CashClassic Cash2:45 I Can&#8217;t Turn You LooseOtis ReddingOtis! The Definitive Otis Redding (Disc 2)2:45 I Prefer YouEtta&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-music-music"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17660,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118\/revisions\/17660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}