{"id":10269,"date":"2006-09-07T10:42:59","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T14:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2006\/09\/07\/10269.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:55:15","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:55:15","slug":"lookingglass-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2006\/09\/07\/lookingglass-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking-Glass World"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s at times like this that I miss the Medium Lobster. Who else is going to explain it all to me?\n<p>I mean, Our Only President&#8212;still the only one we&#8217;ve got&#8212;has just given us a birthday present of chained captives, who, it turns out, have been not-tortured for years in the not-secret not-prisons (which I believe it&#8217;s still treasonous to discuss) so they would not-give us not-intelligence on not-plots to use not-water bottles to not-explode not-planes, so that we can not-try them in not-courts that don&#8217;t exist.\n<p>And, that, Gentle Readers, is why we&#8217;re in Iraq.\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s at times like this that I miss the Medium Lobster. Who else is going to explain it all to me? I mean, Our Only President\u2014still the only one we\u2019ve got\u2014has just given us a birthday present of chained captives,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17800,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10269\/revisions\/17800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}