{"id":10284,"date":"2006-09-19T10:24:45","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T14:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2006\/09\/19\/10284.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:55:17","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:55:17","slug":"call-me-oneeye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2006\/09\/19\/call-me-oneeye\/","title":{"rendered":"Call me One-Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8217;Tis a mild, mild wind, and a mild looking sky; and the air smells now, as if it blew from a far-away galleon; they have been making rum somewhere under the flag of the Jolly Roger, ye Piratical Readers, and the deck-hands are sleeping among the barrels. And we&#8217;ll wear their guts for garters!\n<p>Arrr, and it be <a href=\"http:\/\/talklikeapirate.com\/\">International Talk Like A Great Pirate Novelist Day<\/a>, ye lily-livered sea-curs. Or will it be ... the cat?\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2019Tis a mild, mild wind, and a mild looking sky; and the air smells now, as if it blew from a far-away galleon; they have been making rum somewhere under the flag of the Jolly Roger, ye Piratical Readers, and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17815,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10284\/revisions\/17815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}