{"id":10342,"date":"2006-11-10T21:12:42","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T02:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2006\/11\/10\/10342.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:55:21","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:55:21","slug":"book-report-under-orders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2006\/11\/10\/book-report-under-orders\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: Under Orders"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When I heard that Dick Francis had written another book at last, I must admit I was skeptical. Even aside from the rumors that the last several books had, in fact, been written by his wife (now, sadly, deceased and unable to assist), I hadn&#8217;t enjoyed the most recent books very much at all. Not that it had been all downhill for years. There are quite a few books of late-ish vintage that I quite enjoy&#8212;the film director one, and the bagpiper one. And the van hire one wasn&#8217;t so bad, either, if it comes to that. But the glass-blower one stank, and the one before that, which I can&#8217;t even remember, was pretty weak as well. The point is, though, that I approached <a href=\"http:\/\/us.penguingroup.com\/nf\/Book\/BookDisplay\/0,,9780399154003,00.html\">Under Orders<\/a> with a certain wariness.\n<p>Then, after about, oh, three pages, I remarked to my Best Reader that reading it was like sinking into a nice warm bath. Comforting. Familiar. Like coming home after a long trip, and even if I&#8217;m coming home to discover that I&#8217;d left dishes in the sink and now had to face that along with all the laundry from the suitcases, it&#8217;s still home. Aaah.\n<p>In face, <I>Under Orders<\/I> is a second-rate Dick Francis. The villains are unmemorable, and a Dick Francis can&#8217;t be first-rate without a good villain. There are other problems, too. There was a lot of stuff that could well have been edited down, and really, you could have cut the book by about a third, which would have left room either for fleshing out the bad guys or slipping in a good subplot. I suspect, though, that when the editors got their hands on a New! Dick! Francis! ms, they probably looked at each other and said, &#8220;If we ask him to cut a third of this and come up with a new subplot, he&#8217;ll just retire again.&#8221; And really, if it&#8217;s a choice between having the man give up and decide it&#8217;s not worth it or publishing a second-rate Dick Francis, I for one am glad they went to the bank.\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I heard that Dick Francis had written another book at last, I must admit I was skeptical. Even aside from the rumors that the last several books had, in fact, been written by his wife (now, sadly, deceased and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17873,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10342\/revisions\/17873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}