{"id":10427,"date":"2007-02-02T10:43:59","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T15:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2007\/02\/02\/10427.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:55:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:55:44","slug":"things-i-wish-were-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2007\/02\/02\/things-i-wish-were-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Wish Were Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I am sorry to report that when Punxsutawney Phil crept out of his burrow, he tripped an IED wire, and got blowed the fuck up. Six more years of war.\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sorry to report that when Punxsutawney Phil crept out of his burrow, he tripped an IED wire, and got blowed the fuck up. Six more years of war. Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus,-Vardibidian&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10427"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17952,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10427\/revisions\/17952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}