{"id":10794,"date":"2007-12-12T19:16:04","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T00:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2007\/12\/12\/10794.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:57:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:57:44","slug":"book-report-the-androids-dream-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2007\/12\/12\/book-report-the-androids-dream-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: The Android&#8217;s Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So. Your Humble Blogger has developed a pattern with the novels of Mr. John Scalzi. I borrow them in hardback from the library, and then I purchase them in paperback. Or so I have done with two of his novels; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2007\/05\/08\/10511.html\">Old Man&#8217;s War<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2007\/03\/15\/10464.html\">The Android&#8217;s Dream<\/a>. One would think that his publisher, Tor, would be happy with that little arrangement. After all, a library that has the new hardback snapped up is likely to purchase the next one, or perhaps even two copies of the next one. And, of course, it&#8217;s good for them that I eventually make a purchase. Right? Right. And for all that I complain about Tor, they do (and I think I have mentioned this enough times) publish a lot of books I like, and that&#8217;s a wonderful thing for them to do.\n<p>So it was a disappointment, a grave disappointment, to discover that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tor-forge.com\/theandroidsdream\">paperback edition<\/a> of <i>Dream<\/i> is a piece of shit. Unutterably lousy. The sort of thing that I am used to seeing only from Simon&amp;Schuster and its subsidiaries, who exist with their readership in the sort of mutual contempt that has given publishers a bad name. Well, mainstream publishers. Thomson is way ahead on the other side. Anyway, the margins are miniscule, the page images are planted willy-nilly on the paper, to make the miniscule margins even more annoying, and if I&#8217;m not mistaken, they have managed to introduce several new typos into this edition. I will say that the pages are mostly at the right angle; I&#8217;m surprised they aren&#8217;t all aslant, because I know that&#8217;s one of the things that you have to keep an eye on if you are at all interested in keeping an eye on things, which Tor must not have been.\n<p>I know, printing is hella expensive, and a smallish concern has to cut corners where it can. But seriously&#8212;until this whole sorry episode fades from memory, I will check the publisher before I buy a cheap paperback, and if it&#8217;s Tor, I will think twice and three times. Already, I have decided that when I feel like rereading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2006\/05\/22\/10217.html\">The Ghost Brigades<\/a>, I will get the hardback out from the library again rather than spend my money on a Tor paperback. Which means, not that anyone should care, that I am unlikely to read the book again for several years, because I don&#8217;t swing by the library&#8217;s shelves on the way from the bedroom to the bathtub.\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger talks about the physical book to the exclusion of the words within it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18193,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10794\/revisions\/18193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}