{"id":10895,"date":"2008-01-22T17:08:21","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T22:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2008\/01\/22\/10895.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:57:48","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:57:48","slug":"book-report-alcatraz-versus-th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2008\/01\/22\/book-report-alcatraz-versus-th\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I had been wanting to read <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.scholastic.com\/browse\/book.jsp?id=4770\">Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians<\/a> for a while, since I read a couple of reviews, including an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unshelved.com\/archive.aspx?strip=20071202\">Unshelved Book Club<\/a> strip that finally pushed me to make the effort. Well, actually, it still took a week or two, largely because all I could remember was that the book had evil librarians, which wasn&#8217;t enough to browse for it in the library.<br \/>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good book, and good fun, and if I was disappointed, it is probably because I&#8217;ve been reading too much jokey stuff lately. The book is very <I>meta<\/I>, with Brandon Sanderson (in his character as Alcatraz Smedley) drawing attention to his practice of ending chapters with cliffhangers, and in particular, constantly reminding us that the whole thing is a flashback from the first sentence of Chapter One: <I>So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians.<\/I> As he points out, while we all can figure out that he wasn&#8217;t sacrificed, he knows how and why, and he&#8217;s not telling us yet, not so much to provide narrative context but just because he likes keeping us in suspense. Writers are sadists, that way.<br \/>\n<p>I will probably read the next book in the series, and, considering that what I didn&#8217;t quite like in this one was the frequency with which the jokes fell flat, maybe I should look into reading some of his not-meant-to-be-comic stuff. It&#8217;s always a good time to start a new epic fantasy series, right?<br \/>\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger knows which side he would be on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18234,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10895\/revisions\/18234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}