{"id":10901,"date":"2008-01-22T21:19:21","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T02:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2008\/01\/22\/10901.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:57:48","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:57:48","slug":"had-his-start-been-fifteen-min","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2008\/01\/22\/had-his-start-been-fifteen-min\/","title":{"rendered":"Had his start been fifteen minutes longer, he would not have required a presidential pardon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In one of those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2182222\/\">too-good-to-be-true stories<\/a> about Our Only President that Jacob Weisberg seems to come up with, it seems that OOP likes to direct people's attention to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2182265\/\">painting<\/a> by W.H.D. Koerner called <I>A Charge to Keep<\/I>. He brought the painting with him from Texas and hung it in the Oval Office; he tells people about its inspiring story and its connection to the Methodist hymn of that name. His campaign autobiography is also called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Charge-Keep-Journey-White-House\/dp\/0060957921\/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1200435545&amp;sr=1-2\">A Charge to Keep<\/a>. It&#8217;s an awful painting, but that&#8217;s not the gotcha here.<br \/>\n<p>The gotcha is that Mr. Koerner originally painted the thing as an illustration of a horse thief, and it originally appeared in the <I>Saturday Evening Post<\/I> accompanying &#8220;The Slipper Tongue&#8221; with the caption <I>Had His Start Been Fifteen Minutes Longer He Would Not Have Been Caught.<\/I><br \/>\n<p>As was fairly common, the image was used again to illustrate a different story. This time, the caption read <I>Bandits Move About From Town to Town, Pillaging Whatever They Can Find.<\/I><br \/>\n<p>Third time is the charm, and evidently the <I>third<\/I> time the image illustrated a story, it picked up the title <I>A Charge to Keep<\/I>.<br \/>\n<p>Now, to be fair: It is not a sign of stupidity or ignorance or incompetence to believe the title and background story of a painting when that title and background story are, in fact, accurate if not the original title or background story. Nor is it appalling for a person to invest a work of art with meaning unconnected to the intention of its originator, or to draw inspiration from that new meaning.<br \/>\n<p>You know what&#8217;s appalling? Moving about from town to town, pillaging whatever they can find.<br \/>\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger piles on, unfairly, but you know what? Life isn&#8217;t fair, I tell you what.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[202],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-item"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10901"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18235,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10901\/revisions\/18235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}