{"id":11079,"date":"2008-04-01T20:59:06","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T00:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2008\/04\/01\/11079.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:48:14","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:48:14","slug":"another-lyrics-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2008\/04\/01\/another-lyrics-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Lyrics Meme"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This is a kind of reverse lyrics meme, picked up from Not Really A Link<\/a>: shuffle all the one-star songs in your library, and list the first lyric for each of the first ten songs<\/I>. As usual, I left off the instrumentals and the foreign lyrics. Points for song title, lyricist and singer.<\/p>\n

  1. April Fool, April Fool\/This isn't going to fool anyone\/not that I like fooling people anyway\/or being fooled for that matter<\/li>\n
  2. He's a two-trick pony\/Two tricks are all that horse can do\/He does one trick mostly\/but the secondary trick is pretty good, too<\/li>\n
  3. Hip, hip hooray\/three cheers for my baby\/hip, hip hooray\/baby's got three hips<\/li>\n
  4. Cory loves me\/This I know\/Cos the Internet tells me so<\/li>\n
  5. There are lots of things on Moshe Dayan\/There are lots of things on Moshe Dayan\/There's a spot on Moshe Dayan's tie\/There's a patch on Moshe Dayan's eye\/Moshe Dayan walks like a chicken<\/li>\n
  6. Yes, we have no bananas\/we have no bananas\/but we have half-a-dozen plantains, which are a lot like bananas<\/li>\n
  7. Fuck fuck fuck fuck\/Ow that hurts\/Fuck fuck fuck fuck\/You little shit\/Don't ever do that again\/It isn't funny\/How would you like it\/If it happened to you\/Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<\/li>\n
  8. I'm Talkin' Baseball\/Ort and Raj and Benji\/Giants baseball\/Barry Z and Brian Hennesey\/Aurilia, Durham Omar and Velez\/We're still fans no matter what anyone sez\/Talkin' Baseball\/The Giants sure suck, don't they?<\/li>\n
  9. Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination\/And when he's tall\/He's what we call a dinosaur sensation<\/li>\n
  10. Farewell, lovely Nancy\/Farewell, my own true love\/For it's now I must go away and leave ye\/Never to see you any more\/I'm gonna sail upon that ferry boat\/Never to return again\/So farewell, lovely Nancy\/But you must be safe, and be loyal and constant\/Like a sucker<\/li><\/ol>\n

    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati<\/I>,
    -Vardibidian.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    In Which Your Humble Blogger can’t quite resist, even though the whole April Fools thing is, frankly, annoying and distasteful. Oh, damn, did I say the April Fool part out loud?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-music-music"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18315,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11079\/revisions\/18315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}